Admit it: When Apple announced the iPhone 7, you drooled a little. Don’t feel bad; I did too. It’s a Pavlovian response at this point, and that’s why Apple is the single most profitable company in the universe.
But seriously, if you’re reading this blog post on a device that’s working perfectly, does the 7 now being available really matter? Wipe the spit take off your screen and pay attention. This is important: Upgrading your technology is a choice, not an obligation. There, I said it. Let the high-tech hate rain down.